Just Because3 Things I Won’t Be Doing for Xmas:Posted on December 23, 20101 Comment Building a snowman. For obvious reasons. Just in case you forgot, my mom named me after this creature. I’m referring to the overdressed doll. Not the snowman. Drinking and driving. This requires too much calculated effort since the keys went missing. Wearing fur. The only fur coats in my house belong to Bubba and Bertha.